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Thursday, March 15

Dear Liberals

Dear liberals,

Please stop making sports analogies. It does not make you sound like regular folk, it makes you sound like the nerd you are.

-JD

PS: This is what I mean. Just listen to these nerds grasp at air hoping anyone else on the show knows what they're talking about. Just because March Madness is a thing doesn't mean everyone needs to pretend to care about it.

Tuesday, March 13

Double Standard

I just want to drop a quick note here, just for easy reference. If you encounter a conservative that claims that Barack Obama's actions would have been completely unacceptable under George W. Bush (here's an example), please tell them to shove it. As a personal favor to me.

This is a silly argument for two reasons:
  1. They're complaining that nobody is complaining. Berra-esque.
  2. Bush was a conservative.
This doesn't indicate a double standard in the media or the public, though, but with the people complaining. They're comparing apples and oranges. Obama is doing really conservative things, and getting a pass for that because he's a progressive.

Bush did the same thing. Big spending, big government? Not conservative ideals. And Bush got a pass because he ninja'd it through with a bunch of batshit conservative initiatives. So, again, the double standard only applies to the big dummies claiming there's a double standard.