In case you're unfamiliar with the story, I'll summarize this event in the only way I know how: the rapture of song.
The following lyrics are intended to be set to the tune of the theme to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which was of course written by famous rappist Willard C. Smith.
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Now this is a story all about how
The Romney campaign got run out of town
He tried to take a minute
To discuss test scores
But ended up offending minorities some more
On the West Philadelphia campaign stage
The candidate was boo'd by blacks and gays
Holding up picket signs outside of the school
Every one of them thinking 'hey, this guy's a tool'
But a couple of folks
Who say they are poor
Expect the nominee to knock on their door
They got the impression that he didn't care
About poor students who survived on welfare
He hopped on his bus, told the driver to go
(The rig was pretty big and the decals tasteful)
You might think that this kind of campaign gaffe was rare
But nah, Romney does this shit everywhere
He pulled out of the lot running from all the haters
He'll try to combat his negatives later
Maybe he can talk of
The economy
But his response to the Bain ads has been kind of weak
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